How do i get a sloth from Brazil or Puerto Rico?

Hi! i live in theus virgin islands and i am homeschooled so i am home alot. I really want a pet sloth as i have been doing alot of research on them. My parents are in the law buisness and they are reasearching the laws of exotic pet ownership here. I would take great care of it and i already know probably everything you need to know about sloths. If i am ever out of the house my mom will be home with it. does anyone know where i can get one? Of course no one ever acknowledges that this place is actually part of america so when ever i look online it has ever place (including dc) but not here. does anyone know where i can get one? i can pick it up from puerto rico somewhere or have it shipped from brazil or whatever. please help! thanks!